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I don't know exactly why the sumbitch is in my garden in the first place. That is not true. I do know. I put it there. It was before I u...

When faced with any kind of challenge to my intellect, such as figuring out how to set up my new phone, I like to vacuum. But when suddenly ...

Hold onto yer britches, I'm a-comin'! I'm just wiping down the counter. I put by twenty pounds of broccoli, or maybe thirty, I...

The governor of Florida hawks "Don't Fauci My Florida" merchandise. The Conservative Political Action Conference attendees bur...

I had to go to the bathroom the other day, which I am grateful to say is not ordinarily a noteworthy event. In this case, I was all set to w...

An Early Fall Yes indeedy, those of you who subscribe to Murrmurrs have probably noticed I've signed on with a new subscription service ...

Way More Flowers, Please It's not that I haven't written about poop. I have. In a pinch I can squeeze out a poop post almost at will...