Murrmurrs

It's my job to make croissants for family feasts. I'm not much of a baker, but I get the nod in my family because basically no one e...

I'm not sure my eyes are working properly anymore. Of course, they never have. All I have to do is take my glasses off for a moment to r...

You never know what's in store: you could get hit by a bus at any time. That's what people say. I don't know why being hit by a ...

Well gosh, I'm getting into the rhythm of this business of seducing literary agents. My synopsis is getting tighter. My bio hints at gen...

  In these tumultuous times, as a lame-duck president still walks free among us, it's good to remember that any prick can be busted.   M...

  Don't celebrate just yet. We have been the victims of an intricate and ingenious plot, and as a consumer of the social media, I have d...

Let me tell you the sort of thing that you could appropriately do all day when there's a dangerous pandemic and your state is on fire. S...