Murrmurrs

I had to pick out a relatively easy piece. I only had a month and a half to learn it. That should be adequate time for a lot of the classic ...

On August 17, right-wing agitators assembled in Portland for the stated purpose of drawing out violent opposition. They numbered about 300; ...

We concluded in our previous post that Cain and Abel must have banged their own sisters, because we couldn't even entertain the possibil...

Adam and Eve had belly buttons. I know because they're in all the pictures. The pictures were divinely inspired, so they must have been ...

The country is being ripped apart by hatred, so Republican strategists have rolled out a new initiative: I Know You Are, But What Am I? And...

If you have spent nearly your whole life paying people to grind trees into lint, roll it up, and pack it into an eternal shroud made of refi...

I hear tell the Postal Service is experimenting with driverless trucks. This is in line with everything else they've tried in the last t...