Murrmurrs
Snortworthy.
Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Rugs Of Doom
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We love Tibetan rugs. They're sumptuous and thick and artsy-craftsy and they must be tasteful, because they cost a billion dollars. Twen...
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Saturday, November 25, 2017
Paunch And Judy
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Everything was fascinating and new when I was a little kid, and old-lady necks were no exception. They had variety. They wobbled. You couldn...
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Wednesday, November 22, 2017
The Phallically Burdened
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Well goodness gracious, it hardly seems possible that it's been such a big secret all this time that women (A) are frequently devalued a...
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Saturday, November 18, 2017
Angels And Pinheads
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I took some philosophy courses in college. They were fun. There you are, just you and your noodle, batting stuff around. I doubt I'd do ...
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Wednesday, November 15, 2017
Seeing C.K.
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Ah, man, I can't stay mad at Louis C.K. I know I'm supposed to. There are rules. And currently the rule is anyone who does anythin...
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Saturday, November 11, 2017
The Boarders
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That first year in this house, although I had swept up plenty of tiny little dropped hints, I didn't lay my eyes on an actual working mo...
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Wednesday, November 8, 2017
How To Hide A 3,000-Pound Pineapple
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See, if I did happen upon a nodosaur, which looks like a 3,000-pound tailed cockroach with spiky armor, it might not occur to me that it wou...
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