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Saturday, January 31, 2015

The Right Bluff

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There was nobody in line at the post office. Not one soul. I stifled a gasp, scanned for snipers, and willed my heart rate back down. The...
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Wednesday, January 28, 2015

This Business Of Ferrets

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Apparently, there's an underground network of ferrets in New York City. Which seems odd. Prairie dogs, I could understand. The ferr...
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Saturday, January 24, 2015

Ways To Go

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Heights? So, as I mentioned, I just found out that my friend Julie Zickefoose is afraid of having a clam clamp down on her foot.  I ...
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Wednesday, January 21, 2015

The Velvety Lips Of Doom

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Photo by Tim Ryan People on my Facebook page like to post pictures of birdies. I thought I could trust them to play nicely for a...
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Saturday, January 17, 2015

Maybe Rustoleum

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I have a lot of personal pride in the ability of my legs to take me wherever I want to go, when I'm not tipping over. So I'm disi...
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Wednesday, January 14, 2015

The Smith-Schmidt Masochindex

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We are indebted to Mr. Michael L. Smith for advancing science in the field of bee sting excruciation, building on the previous work of J...
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Saturday, January 10, 2015

Top Of The Line, Bottom Of The Cage Reportage

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We used to have two major newspapers in this town, but a long time ago one of them went away, and we were left with The Oregonian. I had ...
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