Murrmurrs

It's hard to be a progressive in Portland, Oregon during election time. Not nearly as hard as it is to be a conservative, though. T...

The Trillium Quintet We've got a sports team here called the Portland Thunder. It's a fake sport--arena football, which is s...

No one ever babysat us. It has come to my attention that the going hourly rate for babysitting now ranges between $10.25 and $16. Our c...

I'm fresh off my third stab at the New River Birding And Nature Festival in West by-God Virginia, and have once again demonstrated ...

Have you tried to lose weight, but the pounds keep coming back? Sure you have, you big fatty! But you haven't tried the CroMagnificen...

Dave got me a pickup load of compost and parked it in front of the house and then he left, which is why we're still married. If he...

Hazel lives at Portland Audubon. If anyone loiters at this site for long enough, they might begin to think they know me. They might, for...