Murrmurrs

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Saturday, March 29, 2014

Don't Slow Down

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It's the Iditarod, and the sled dogs are jangly with joy. They yip and twist and yearn for the starting line. They've got a thousa...
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Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Look Out! It's The Seat Vibration Of Doom!

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When seat belts first came out, Dad was grumbly about it. He thought they were a terrible idea. They would give the driver a false sense ...
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Saturday, March 22, 2014

The Spring Hat Party

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The Slut The invitation came handwritten on a tiny card via US Mail, as God and Benjamin Franklin intended. It was from my neighbor Gay...
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Wednesday, March 19, 2014

To Con A Sewer

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London: A sewage worker has become an unlikely hero after taking three weeks to defeat a toxic 15-tonne ball of congealed fat the size of...
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Saturday, March 15, 2014

My Beliefs Can Kick Your Beliefs' Asses

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A Colorado baker refused to sell a couple a wedding cake because doing so would violate his religious beliefs. The engine of commerce w...
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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

What Rhymes With "Bucket?"

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Nothing is clear when you take a blow to the head big enough to knock out all your syntax, but after my thoughts started tracking again, ...
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Saturday, March 8, 2014

Two Dudes And An Icehole

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So I don't get to have a fur hat, but I can still enjoy my Alaska vacation as long as I wear everything in my suitcase at once. It...
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