Murrmurrs

Poor Breast Milk Baby is having trouble getting traction in the toy market, even though Bill O'Reilly thought it was creepy, which sh...

There are some rare subsets of humanity out there, such as people with AB-negative blood, people who can roll their tongues upside down, ...

If you really want to get on my good side, you'll find me a fossilized termite fart. Nothing would please me more. I wasn'...

It's spring. The daphne is blooming, the people dressed up as the Statue Of Liberty are hawking tax preparation offices in the strip m...

My colds all follow the same script. There is the inciting throat tickle; the sore throat and fever; then the march of the phlegm brigade;...

The chin at rest. My strategy for combating wrinkles, to the degree I have one, is to harness the face-plumping power of ice cream. Ev...

Five hours into my eight-hour layover in LAX, I have begun a new game of Travel Scrabble with my companion. Travel Scrabble is compact and...