Murrmurrs

As it happens, I'm a quilter too. I mention this because Nancy , who writes a quilting blog, sent an almost unprecedented number of he...

Kohler has developed a toilet that anticipates your every desire, because men simply do not spend enough time in the can as it is. It's ...

We always got a balsam fir for Christmas, because Daddy thought those smelled the best, but even if we picked it up early, he leaned it up a...

Norway is suffering a killer butter shortage during the holiday season. This is tragic because Norwegian cuisine in its entirety uses only s...

Birds work their fannies off. That's why you hardly ever see a proper fanny on a bird. Especially during nesting season, they're up ...

Dave's middle finger just blew up. It had always been knobby since the day he mishandled a line drive and smashed the last knuckle to bi...

It's the Most Underful Time.....of the year! With your panties all shreddy and holes in your teddy but be of good cheer...it's the M...