Murrmurrs

I'll say right off that I take exception to the entire list of deadly sins. According to the Catholic Church, the seven deadly sins are ...

"That's cruel." Caught by the neighbor. "Not really. There is nothing in this world safer than a velociraptor I'm c...

It's coming up on Memorial Day, the day Portlanders traditionally begin to think about putting out their tomato starts in a few weeks, s...

Dave snores. It's not so bad. Mostly it's just one big chainsaw outburst after a nice six- or seven-minute interval during which he ...

A local woman is suing a tanning salon for allowing her naked body to be seen by passersby on the sidewalk. In its defense, the salon point...

I'm informed that every little girl wants to be a princess and have a fairy-tale wedding, so it must be true, even though I don't re...

The world cheered, got drunk, rolled its eyes, and blew things up this week at the news that Osama bin Laden may or may not have been killed...