Murrmurrs

I was in a Catholic church the other day, helping nudge a good woman towards heaven. It's only the second time I've been to a mass. ...

I apologize if my teaser about the whale shit last Saturday left you on the edge of your seat. You should really be centered on the seat. Mo...

It's a great moment in anyone's life when he finds out he's made his mark on the world. Consider poor Columbus, who could only b...

By now most of you have heard that you are not the Zodiac sign you always thought you were, and have made appropriate adjustments. Unbeknown...

There's only so much oil. Experts put the supply as lasting at most a few more decades. Given this diminishing time-frame, there is grea...

I just read about a group of kids with typewriters getting together in the coffeehouse. They're all going to type a letter, and put a st...

One second post-bird. Note mussed hair. Dave stood rigid in the back yard. "The birds," he said. "They're after me....