Murrmurrs

We concluded in our previous post that Cain and Abel must have banged their own sisters, because we couldn't even entertain the possibil...

Adam and Eve had belly buttons. I know because they're in all the pictures. The pictures were divinely inspired, so they must have been ...

My friend David sent me a link to a poop article. This happens. It's like how people know where to dump off their unwanted kittens so th...

I must've been a Doubting Debbie early on, because I sure don't remember being traumatized by hearing Santa Claus wasn't actual...

This here is my one-thousandth blog post, which is obviously awesome! By "awesome" I mean immensely cool, or even just cool, or el...

My earlier musings about whether a whale fart could contain a horse led me, at one point, to imagine that this was being proposed as a human...

I took a little stroll through the Bible the other day. I was familiar with it as a child but you never know if your literary tastes hold up...

There's been a bit of a squabble in the right-to-life/pro-choice world. It happens. While everyone agrees that there has been a 40%...

In what analysts say is a sign that Americans are more divided than ever, clashes continued over the weekend between factions that beli...

I have it on good authority that what America needs is jobs, jobs, jobs. And Mitt Romney knows where they are, are, are, but it's kind o...

I'm working on a lawsuit against the Catholic Church. It's going to be a class-action kind of thing, in case you want to get in on...

You know those old pre-Renaissance Christian paintings, with the flat faces cranked into an unnatural position, the way they posed you for y...