Murrmurrs

We concluded in our previous post that Cain and Abel must have banged their own sisters, because we couldn't even entertain the possibil...

Adam and Eve had belly buttons. I know because they're in all the pictures. The pictures were divinely inspired, so they must have been ...

I took a little stroll through the Bible the other day. I was familiar with it as a child but you never know if your literary tastes hold up...

Me and my dinosaur, "Federal" I've been baptized. I'll stipulate that right off the bat. I don't remember it, bu...

Science has been unable to pinpoint which day of the week God created man, but for sure it was after he created salamanders, which showed up...