tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post6295799792316189811..comments2023-11-05T03:56:08.325-08:00Comments on Murrmurrs: The Velvety Lips Of DoomMurr Brewsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-9807637928724000572015-01-27T13:07:17.901-08:002015-01-27T13:07:17.901-08:00YOU win for using that BC panel...it's been a ...YOU win for using that BC panel...it's been a family favorite for years. We love our clams, and many's the time my Dad (and now, in his absence, my brother) has pried one open, declared "Clams got legs!", slurped it down with satisfaction, and then said "I hope this isn't the one that kills me." True. All of it true.Linda Koonshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05614162024708881395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-43021212252533398352015-01-24T06:35:50.553-08:002015-01-24T06:35:50.553-08:00Maine fried clams and raw oysters: I love them. ...Maine fried clams and raw oysters: I love them. What the hell is a face book?<br />the Ol'BuzzardOl'Buzzardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00075162476463971258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-65658565568846112592015-01-23T16:24:46.698-08:002015-01-23T16:24:46.698-08:00Oh, a limerick?
When Murr is aroused, she will roi...Oh, a limerick?<br />When Murr is aroused, she will roister,<br />and carouse through the city and cloister.<br />She'll hollar, "Well this'll<br />just not wet my whistle.<br />I'll need some more beer to grow moister."roxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14916948065233137971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-40416677980401173232015-01-23T16:18:07.247-08:002015-01-23T16:18:07.247-08:00Murr's commenters are half the fun! But then,...Murr's commenters are half the fun! But then, she gives us such rich material to work with.roxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14916948065233137971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-61362331721247061452015-01-23T05:51:23.585-08:002015-01-23T05:51:23.585-08:00Roxie, I just want to say that the poem is inspire...Roxie, I just want to say that the poem is inspired! Thanks so much for posting it! Murr has the best commenters, don't you think?sculptor1https://www.blogger.com/profile/01342942066482312114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-90230320627255194682015-01-22T21:11:07.683-08:002015-01-22T21:11:07.683-08:00I just this moment realized you asked for a limeri...I just this moment realized you asked for a limerick :)jenny_ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15475480579733466963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-82909886996300851532015-01-22T19:20:41.085-08:002015-01-22T19:20:41.085-08:00SHIT!
SHIT!<br />Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-64238878681724376252015-01-22T14:23:05.051-08:002015-01-22T14:23:05.051-08:00I want to come to that piano concert.
I want to come to that piano concert.<br />roxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14916948065233137971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-82895513404477734572015-01-22T13:37:54.897-08:002015-01-22T13:37:54.897-08:00Size doesn't matter...it's what you do wit...Size doesn't matter...it's what you do with it. Oh, wait....sorry, I got confused. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-19611054165580828542015-01-22T11:58:07.941-08:002015-01-22T11:58:07.941-08:00It's GREAT! You guys are tremendous! I need to...It's GREAT! You guys are tremendous! I need to start a contest. And, also, I agree with all your sentiments.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-79454998325765979712015-01-22T11:57:23.948-08:002015-01-22T11:57:23.948-08:00Give me a nice placid terrestrial herbivore every ...Give me a nice placid terrestrial herbivore every time.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-63446311770244684502015-01-22T11:56:45.147-08:002015-01-22T11:56:45.147-08:00Almost everything underwater scares me. I figure t...Almost everything underwater scares me. I figure they're all trying to take me down. I can't blame them, mind you. We haven't been kind to them.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-27008804032966386872015-01-22T11:45:27.522-08:002015-01-22T11:45:27.522-08:00You saw the pic. It's not what you put on the ...You saw the pic. It's not what you put on the clam, it's what you take off. What nobody ever seems to notice, though, is the cross section. Oh myyyyyy.Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18207121540248325766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-62433134390073454712015-01-22T11:31:24.691-08:002015-01-22T11:31:24.691-08:00Clams are not for me.
Nor chewy calamari.
I don...Clams are not for me.<br />Nor chewy calamari.<br />I don't eat octopi.<br />I think I'd rather die.<br />And escargot? or crab?<br />Or lobster? Not a dab.<br />For protein give me please<br />Eggs and beans and cheese.<br /><br />Okay, it's not as good as scuptor1 or Roxie, but when the lines get in your head, it's impossible to get them out without writing them down.<br /><br />jenny_ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15475480579733466963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-51822182862117549692015-01-22T11:06:09.676-08:002015-01-22T11:06:09.676-08:00Clams are for peasants. Oysters are royalty.Clams are for peasants. Oysters are royalty.dancinfoolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13942680650174061545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-35134147257718744182015-01-22T10:35:54.839-08:002015-01-22T10:35:54.839-08:00I'm with Jule. Giant clams have scared me ever...I'm with Jule. Giant clams have scared me ever since I first a saw a picture of one in our encyclopedia when I was a child. To my mind anything that big living in the deep ocean could surely suck you in whole! Velvety lips, my eye.cowangohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11365881443482166587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-75182056477075716162015-01-22T09:02:10.188-08:002015-01-22T09:02:10.188-08:00NAME YORE PRIZE!NAME YORE PRIZE!Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-1745335091241205432015-01-22T08:44:02.639-08:002015-01-22T08:44:02.639-08:00We got up dark and early to hunt the wily clam.
I ...We got up dark and early to hunt the wily clam.<br />I was feeling very surly _ a thing I rarely am.<br />And with the standard hurley-burly, we piled into the van.<br /><br />The fog was thick as syrup. The fog was thick as soup.<br />We heard not one bird chirrup, I think they had the croup.<br />"It smells like Eastern Europe," said someone in the troupe.<br /><br />I took my roxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14916948065233137971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-37557124737347518572015-01-21T22:25:05.799-08:002015-01-21T22:25:05.799-08:00Backson, busy backson. I'm applying lip balm t...Backson, busy backson. I'm applying lip balm to my muse.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-39578650708329605632015-01-21T22:22:39.072-08:002015-01-21T22:22:39.072-08:00YOU WIN!!! You win a copy of A Cup Of Comfort For ...YOU WIN!!! You win a copy of A Cup Of Comfort For Cat Lovers (or book of your choice) and a private piano concert!Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-89330145869818365612015-01-21T22:20:09.308-08:002015-01-21T22:20:09.308-08:00The geoduck hides in the sand
To avoid all the cla...The geoduck hides in the sand<br />To avoid all the clammers on land<br />But to his surprise<br />As the tide starts to rise<br />He is not as happy as planned<br />sculptor1https://www.blogger.com/profile/01342942066482312114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-19678538735183216332015-01-21T22:19:49.529-08:002015-01-21T22:19:49.529-08:00Smut, smut, smut, from start to finish.
More, ple...Smut, smut, smut, from start to finish.<br /><br />More, please. I can't get enough of your velvety lips.Jocelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-20929756703355971462015-01-21T21:46:32.009-08:002015-01-21T21:46:32.009-08:00They're real. They're real big. REAL big, ...They're real. They're real big. REAL big, they are. And they have some girth.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-55902209354810149742015-01-21T21:46:02.489-08:002015-01-21T21:46:02.489-08:00I could make one last a whole year, or until someo...I could make one last a whole year, or until someone threw it out.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-59829783971815633232015-01-21T21:45:17.217-08:002015-01-21T21:45:17.217-08:00Huh. My dad used to read me the Just So Stories, b...Huh. My dad used to read me the Just So Stories, but that's not quite as cool.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.com