tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post6061278176400342177..comments2023-11-05T03:56:08.325-08:00Comments on Murrmurrs: New Lows In High FashionMurr Brewsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-83923031135548039802011-09-21T00:34:18.675-07:002011-09-21T00:34:18.675-07:00Oh...quitcher complainin'. I have to paint my ...Oh...quitcher complainin'. I have to paint my cleavage on my body.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-56486209314214511412011-09-16T04:00:05.148-07:002011-09-16T04:00:05.148-07:00I'm getting older at the rate of about five ye...I'm getting older at the rate of about five years per year. I am a c cup now and I'm a guy. Before now I thought a clavicle was uhh... never mind.grinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03916101406698502578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-17970365295164888282011-09-15T15:02:09.268-07:002011-09-15T15:02:09.268-07:00Hilarious as always. But I'm wondering . . . ...Hilarious as always. But I'm wondering . . . is it collarbone or collarbone(s)? How many do we have? I had an xray recently (one sure way to get a look at your collarbones) and the dr said that there was evidence I'd broken my collarbone at some point in the past. You'd think I would have noticed, wouldn't you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-56820206883514405372011-09-15T08:41:15.691-07:002011-09-15T08:41:15.691-07:00—"dragonfly thin? " I love it! Some of t...—"dragonfly thin? " I love it! Some of the fashion models do look like insects...shaatzienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-52698138897243119792011-09-15T03:20:59.193-07:002011-09-15T03:20:59.193-07:00Well, from what I see you still have a damned fine...Well, from what I see you still have a damned fine collarbone girl.Mr. Charlestonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17497415823443875308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-13810969318037022352011-09-15T01:20:29.346-07:002011-09-15T01:20:29.346-07:00I love your humor! I have a cleavage, just furthe...I love your humor! I have a cleavage, just further south than it used to be. I think I have collarbones...just have boobs of their own!Rose Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07180873324576064516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-72245599183267248772011-09-14T19:06:02.939-07:002011-09-14T19:06:02.939-07:00"Hey, did you catch that article about collar..."Hey, did you catch that article about collar bones? Very good." <br /><br />"Collar bones?" <br /><br />"Yes, it mostly talks about spots and overgrowth on them."<br /><br />"Hmm. Sounds very entertaining. I think I'll check it out." <br /><br />And much to my amazement, it was the most entertaining article I have read today, the mark of a great writer.John Mystehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16263634313238599515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-74332839028081190842011-09-14T18:35:23.099-07:002011-09-14T18:35:23.099-07:00I think my clavicle was lost somewhere around four...I think my clavicle was lost somewhere around fourth grade.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-44542276822452933042011-09-14T18:26:45.956-07:002011-09-14T18:26:45.956-07:00Nothin' wrong with that cleavage, lady. Pers...Nothin' wrong with that cleavage, lady. Personality Plus, that's what we call that.Linda Koonshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05614162024708881395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-51776883250593384382011-09-14T18:09:55.093-07:002011-09-14T18:09:55.093-07:00Some male children are weaned too early, and alway...Some male children are weaned too early, and always long for the breast. Others are weaned too late, and remain fixated on them. Science has determined that the interval between "too early" and "too late" is in excess of 23 minutes, but no one has yet determined when it is likely to occur. (At 71, I've decided that my mother missed it. Non videre, non vivere)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-30648656096351123702011-09-14T16:06:47.832-07:002011-09-14T16:06:47.832-07:00You mean I was supposed to be turned on by Collar ...You mean I was supposed to be turned on by Collar Bones? I wish someone would clue me in on this stuff. Obviously I was looking a bit too low.<br /><br />Every time I come here, my day is made. Thanks.Jerryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04278403041887060649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-90896868425737368282011-09-14T14:43:51.820-07:002011-09-14T14:43:51.820-07:00Lap hooters! If only...Lap hooters! If only...Suburban Correspondenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11488916572135296650noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-51872911040489020042011-09-14T14:19:22.932-07:002011-09-14T14:19:22.932-07:00Love it. Not sure mine are visible (and am toooo ...Love it. Not sure mine are visible (and am toooo lazy to go and look). I can feel them though.<br />Great post as always.Elephant's Childhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06650565833097914052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-89885201287572637762011-09-14T12:59:13.466-07:002011-09-14T12:59:13.466-07:00I want to go on record as an avid supporter of cle...I want to go on record as an avid supporter of cleavage in all it's finery. More cleavage, less war, is my motto.Robert the Skeptichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10863488312604865183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-79042681819487464502011-09-14T12:41:17.738-07:002011-09-14T12:41:17.738-07:00Dianehenders, that sensation first happened so lon...Dianehenders, that sensation first happened so long ago I don't remember it. But I will say that one of my least favorite things about the current situation is the uncomfortable sliminess of feeling parts of me touching other, unrelated parts of me over a considerable distance. I need scaffolding.<br /><br />Col, really, the pacemaker package sticks out? Holy moley. I never woulda thought.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-26645486512284569022011-09-14T12:38:17.653-07:002011-09-14T12:38:17.653-07:00Murr, you write so well, and yer totally gorgeous ...Murr, you write so well, and yer totally gorgeous to boot. Sometimes you make me sick. Or you would, if I wasn't laughing so hard!Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18207121540248325766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-75010179919975639162011-09-14T12:27:25.720-07:002011-09-14T12:27:25.720-07:00Murr, your "lap hooters" comment reminde...Murr, your "lap hooters" comment reminded me of another great humorist, Peter de Vries, one of whose characters says, regarding a middle aged woman as she undresses, "deprived of their support, her breasts dropped like hanged men." Great post, as usual!Gisizeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08842508709852026701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-62350724898574692912011-09-14T12:13:31.194-07:002011-09-14T12:13:31.194-07:00Murr......you are not only brilliant but gorgeous....Murr......you are not only brilliant but gorgeous.<br /><br />You are also essential to my well-being. Don't ever stop. Please. and Thank you.Lohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08398370059689865989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-18583662727364367012011-09-14T11:45:39.284-07:002011-09-14T11:45:39.284-07:00You people are cracking me up. I couldn't have...You people are cracking me up. I couldn't have put it better, Sheildmaiden, and I didn't, but in case you missed it, I've got your martial discipline right <a href="http://murrbrewster.blogspot.com/2009/09/torture-and-rack.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-87992368716769477072011-09-14T11:37:43.663-07:002011-09-14T11:37:43.663-07:00I recently discovered that the only thing that sto...I recently discovered that the only thing that stood between my 41 year old relationship with gravity and my 17 year old boobage was a slightly more aggressive bra. So I reserve the comfy and largely ceremonial ones that let my sweet chariot swing as low as it cares to for the weekends and wear the ones that gather up what my momma gave me with a slightly more martial discipline when I'm out Shieldmaiden96https://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-24935034720807271642011-09-14T11:18:03.162-07:002011-09-14T11:18:03.162-07:00And all this means gravity is keeping you safe, we...And all this means gravity is keeping you safe, we all know there is not enough space in the vertical universe.... :}<br /><br />STONEHORSEAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-68176258434996850822011-09-14T11:01:50.573-07:002011-09-14T11:01:50.573-07:00Lap hooters! Buwahahaha! Murr, you crack me up!
...Lap hooters! Buwahahaha! Murr, you crack me up!<br /><br />The first time I had cleavage was about ten years ago when my boobs got floppy enough to touch in the middle when I lay on my side. The sensation was so unfamiliar, I thought some critter had crawled into bed with me and perched.<br /><br />Try explaining that to Hubby when you bolt upright in the middle of the night, pawing at your Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-77803733816519639172011-09-14T10:56:12.475-07:002011-09-14T10:56:12.475-07:00My collarbones are just barely visible these days....My collarbones are just barely visible these days. Maybe we'll become reacquainted again when I lose weight. Optimistic, aren't I? <br />I love your reference to lap hooters. LOL!!LeAnn Knighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14258670728269904094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-8519313505026640982011-09-14T10:34:44.169-07:002011-09-14T10:34:44.169-07:00I've noticed recently that cleavage is in - ev...I've noticed recently that cleavage is in - even with women who have grandkids. And even in public. And even when their BMI is way past 30. Give me collarbones!Linda Myershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05706455533282204519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-82229128042331526002011-09-14T10:26:53.985-07:002011-09-14T10:26:53.985-07:00The Seedy Kind
I may have to learn to play guitar...The Seedy Kind<br /><br />I may have to learn to play guitar just so I can give my band this name. <br /><br />Collarbones may only be a myth in this body.Steph(anie)https://www.blogger.com/profile/01345590378662641435noreply@blogger.com