tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post3543618070755592619..comments2023-11-05T03:56:08.325-08:00Comments on Murrmurrs: I'm ResolvedMurr Brewsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-55096827884973999422011-04-05T15:29:06.433-07:002011-04-05T15:29:06.433-07:00Ah, my first laugh of the new year. You know that ...Ah, my first laugh of the new year. You know that monkey that most of us have on our back? Mine's morphing into a shar-pei. Spring better get here soon, or I'm going to have to do the unthinkable and join a gym. Can't believe I even said that. Gravity is a harsh mistress.Teresa Evangelinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05495114564099989481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-41346267314583092002011-04-05T15:29:05.921-07:002011-04-05T15:29:05.921-07:00"...endorphins, which are tiny mythical germs..."...endorphins, which are tiny mythical germs made out of unicorn breath. They aren't real."<br>Now I have it, proof of something I have always suspected. Thank you.swamp4mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03500364141244115390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-25873215331219268912011-04-05T15:29:05.680-07:002011-04-05T15:29:05.680-07:00So basically what you're saying as the act of ...So basically what you're saying as the act of repeatedly lifting ones fork to ones mouth is not considered a cardio workout. Damn. I'm screwed.injaynesworldhttp://injaynesworld.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-30930718523893812982011-04-05T15:29:05.433-07:002011-04-05T15:29:05.433-07:00Well, you know me. I love to run.Well, you know me. I love to run.annieologyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00795613389857625993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-17327593858354314102011-04-05T15:29:05.238-07:002011-04-05T15:29:05.238-07:00For about the fifth time in a year, my doctor has ...For about the fifth time in a year, my doctor has urged me to take up water aerobics. I'm no water-lover, but I'm positively deathly allergic to bathing suits. I'm looking into a burqini, which I have some hope can conceal all my fat varieties.Nancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15166865250789996825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-49972408159169178322011-04-05T15:29:04.940-07:002011-04-05T15:29:04.940-07:00"Back fat is fat that you weren't even co..."Back fat is fat that you weren't even counting on in life, and the first time you discover it, it's quite a shock. What you think you're doing is cranking your head around to look at your own butt, which needs checking up on, but what you see instead is back fat torquing away. You can feel it, too. It's creepy at first. What is that pressing on my back? Why, it's anotherMikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-89264405385181128982011-01-22T22:25:04.502-08:002011-01-22T22:25:04.502-08:00"Back fat is fat that you weren't even co..."Back fat is fat that you weren't even counting on in life, and the first time you discover it, it's quite a shock. What you think you're doing is cranking your head around to look at your own butt, which needs checking up on, but what you see instead is back fat torquing away. You can feel it, too. It's creepy at first. What is that pressing on my back? Why, it's anotherMikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-89320748707909901762011-01-06T07:33:22.106-08:002011-01-06T07:33:22.106-08:00Back fat! Yes, especially the flab that gets all b...Back fat! Yes, especially the flab that gets all bunched up around the part where bra strap meets bra-band. K-man pretends he has no idea what I am talking about. <br /><br />I do admit to liking running, though. It took a while, and much determination, and externally-imposed obligation, but eventually I'm now in a position where I miss it when I haven't found time to head out in a weekNichttp://www.lifesmudged.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-90415028251122622812011-01-04T22:20:49.891-08:002011-01-04T22:20:49.891-08:00I laughed all the way through your post AND throug...I laughed all the way through your post AND through the comments. I'm still laughing.<br /><br />The mistake you made was looking around to check on your butt!Linda Myershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05706455533282204519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-40171404345017617232011-01-04T21:13:39.808-08:002011-01-04T21:13:39.808-08:00Burquini!
The other strategem is to bathe in dark...Burquini! <br />The other strategem is to bathe in dark water.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-68993382425048128012011-01-04T10:45:51.397-08:002011-01-04T10:45:51.397-08:00For about the fifth time in a year, my doctor has ...For about the fifth time in a year, my doctor has urged me to take up water aerobics. I'm no water-lover, but I'm positively deathly allergic to bathing suits. I'm looking into a burqini, which I have some hope can conceal all my fat varieties.Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15166865250789996825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-73273100577171476342011-01-04T06:03:27.026-08:002011-01-04T06:03:27.026-08:00I have the same issues with gravity. Best to not f...I have the same issues with gravity. Best to not fight it. Thanks for the laugh, I actually pinched my back.Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06694559900539722616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-90696034358685829562011-01-03T22:18:54.517-08:002011-01-03T22:18:54.517-08:00Well, you know me. I love to run.Well, you know me. I love to run.annieologyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00795613389857625993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-73204540136640965902011-01-02T14:29:22.077-08:002011-01-02T14:29:22.077-08:00So basically what you're saying as the act of ...So basically what you're saying as the act of repeatedly lifting ones fork to ones mouth is not considered a cardio workout. Damn. I'm screwed.injaynesworldhttp://injaynesworld.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-20413746414357487682011-01-02T07:51:58.383-08:002011-01-02T07:51:58.383-08:00I'm all for the joy of movement. Not so much m...I'm all for the joy of movement. Not so much movement that causes you to contemplate your own death (or wish for it). There's a mountain near my house that my husband occasionally likes to run to the top of despite a perfectly good rail trail at the bottom. Crazy fella.Shieldmaiden96https://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-55798161377770093182011-01-02T07:10:59.487-08:002011-01-02T07:10:59.487-08:00I miss too much when I'm running. I'm too...I miss too much when I'm running. I'm too busy concentrating on not dying. When I walk, I can take it all in, it isn't a blur seen through a gasp of pain or a heart asking if I'm serious. If I'm feeling snappy, I take my Nordic poles out for an airing. The brush wolves hang back in fear at the authority with which I swing those weapons....so do my feet. Sometimes I take Tiffinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13778085151055551720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-70997123010015461312011-01-01T22:59:52.016-08:002011-01-01T22:59:52.016-08:00O so funny, Murr! And commenters, you've caugh...O so funny, Murr! And commenters, you've caught the funny bug, too.Rosemaryhttp://chelonianconnection.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-24044148912200603972011-01-01T18:06:15.124-08:002011-01-01T18:06:15.124-08:00I have been told that one can meet their minimum d...I have been told that one can meet their minimum daily requirement of endorphins by partaking of special mystical cigarettes manufactured by the happy assault-weapon-toting people of Mexico. <br /><br />I understand that along our southern border, running for your life has become very popular.Robert the Skeptichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10863488312604865183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-85492177150978657782011-01-01T17:40:19.156-08:002011-01-01T17:40:19.156-08:00At least Jayne has firm beliefs. Even my fondest n...At least Jayne has firm beliefs. Even my fondest notions are flabby.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-27238843613257019962011-01-01T16:22:07.313-08:002011-01-01T16:22:07.313-08:00Fat is such a four-letter word. When it's on y...Fat is such a four-letter word. When it's on your back, it's a member of George Carlin's Saucy Seven you can never say in mixed company. So I curse it as much as it curses me. But I draw the line at running. I'd rather keep the soap in my mouth.Fragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-56069435058728341212011-01-01T12:11:14.322-08:002011-01-01T12:11:14.322-08:00I know I don't have as much back fat as I used...I know I don't have as much back fat as I used to have.<br /><br />But the front fat? I've heard women refer to it as 'sort of like lying down next to a puppy'.<br /><br />Huh. Mine's more like a manatee.<br /><br />Good luck with the rapture thing... I am a hellbound mocker, myself.Amihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08353667980806676067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-71893021877148526172011-01-01T11:34:18.826-08:002011-01-01T11:34:18.826-08:00One of the things that convinces me not to take up...One of the things that convinces me not to take up running is the look of excruciating pain and exhaustion on the faces of people finishing long distance runs. Who needs it? These feet are made for walking.<br /><br />Happy New Year!secret agent womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763879283931347382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-53386133111757725152011-01-01T06:20:16.645-08:002011-01-01T06:20:16.645-08:00Heck, I can't even run to the fridge anymore, ...Heck, I can't even run to the fridge anymore, but go ahead and do your 1/4 mile. See if I care.Anvilcloudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07974744042579564912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-44861487032571540502011-01-01T06:11:12.777-08:002011-01-01T06:11:12.777-08:00Oh heck, it's the bra... isn't it?
I have ...Oh heck, it's the bra... isn't it?<br />I have a firm belief that there is a special room in hell where you have to run for eternity. That, in and of itself, is reason enough for me to be extra good here on earth.Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14057094040409159429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-75233419046507825912011-01-01T05:41:00.135-08:002011-01-01T05:41:00.135-08:00I feel as though I need to re-evaluate my goal of ...I feel as though I need to re-evaluate my goal of starting a running program. I don't envy shedding body parts in public, especially the less attractive ones.unmitigated mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13901264130484454602noreply@blogger.com