tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post1204592039662341162..comments2023-11-05T03:56:08.325-08:00Comments on Murrmurrs: Fumous PosthumousMurr Brewsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-82318801145614282942021-07-20T01:58:08.949-07:002021-07-20T01:58:08.949-07:00INSTEAD OF GETTING A LOAN,, I GOT SOMETHING NEW
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I hurriedly added the boldface PSA above, but I think I'll have to do that again to warn people.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-90927306611108633052021-07-12T09:59:51.599-07:002021-07-12T09:59:51.599-07:00That would certainly be appropriate for me.That would certainly be appropriate for me.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-14490723149351776692021-07-12T09:59:24.471-07:002021-07-12T09:59:24.471-07:00You easy, man!You easy, man!Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-71096300730695718212021-07-12T09:59:13.091-07:002021-07-12T09:59:13.091-07:00If I end up in a casket, which I hope I won't,...If I end up in a casket, which I hope I won't, I want someone to put in a random fart generator. As my genius friend David S. says, "let one RIP."Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-61602588537809969932021-07-12T09:58:03.988-07:002021-07-12T09:58:03.988-07:00You know, in India, the "sky burial" ind...You know, in India, the "sky burial" industry took a big hit when the vultures started dropping dead because of some drug they'd started administering to their cows. They tried to make do with crows but the vultures were WAY more efficient. I don't know what the current situation is.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-7439551556226294302021-07-12T09:55:44.753-07:002021-07-12T09:55:44.753-07:00Super efficient, though, innit?Super efficient, though, innit?Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-41948644661726521472021-07-12T09:03:58.402-07:002021-07-12T09:03:58.402-07:00I don't have to worry about my death. I know i...I don't have to worry about my death. I know it won't happen in my lifetime. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-52156651273272926092021-07-11T20:24:38.738-07:002021-07-11T20:24:38.738-07:00I should have remembered the decomposition, I watc...I should have remembered the decomposition, I watched every single episode of CSI.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-45194557723559803842021-07-11T18:54:57.899-07:002021-07-11T18:54:57.899-07:00I told my daughter on my demise I want to be rolle...I told my daughter on my demise I want to be rolled up in a nice piece of cotton fabric and planted. My plan is to reincarnate as a tree.My gravesite faces Mt. Hood directly, so when my dear ones visit, they can have a lovely view of our mountain. whimsy2https://www.blogger.com/profile/05297905288843331074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-65832885816351834442021-07-11T18:13:56.501-07:002021-07-11T18:13:56.501-07:00Well, I saw a *scary* looking msg from follow.it
w...Well, I saw a *scary* looking msg from follow.it<br />when I looked at my phone way too early this a.m. In my sleep deprived brain I thought it was cautioning me about the subject matter - poop. Did I want to continue? The b & w text seemed to be impressing on me that continuing would not be a good idea.Dallas Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03441800243506791243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-51797659169075742722021-07-11T17:15:39.826-07:002021-07-11T17:15:39.826-07:00I wish that were an option for body disposal here....I wish that were an option for body disposal here. I love birds of all sorts, and I'd rather my body be useful in death, as I haven't been particularly useful in life.... mimimanderlynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-40854893879933912672021-07-11T16:49:02.509-07:002021-07-11T16:49:02.509-07:00A few months ago I stumbled upon (that's a goo...A few months ago I stumbled upon (that's a good metaphor for most of my life there) one of the Ask A Mortician videos. I loved it, but do not remember it. (Should that last sentence go on my headstone?)Jeremy Cnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-74689693869780896902021-07-11T10:40:07.281-07:002021-07-11T10:40:07.281-07:00It was worth it just for "post-departum."...It was worth it just for "post-departum."jonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09357820440454534635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-80553788387165405142021-07-11T10:16:16.259-07:002021-07-11T10:16:16.259-07:00P.S. The flowers on that casket appear to be tryin...P.S. The flowers on that casket appear to be trying to crawl away. I'd have gone for something more perky. Just sayin'. Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730925409593819923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-50985849866494260172021-07-11T10:13:36.898-07:002021-07-11T10:13:36.898-07:00And to think, I'm here because I had a strange...And to think, I'm here because I had a strange notice in my email which I wasn't sure was from Murr... (sorry) Come for the clarification, stay for the exploding corpses. This is why Buddhists cut up their loved one's corpses into manageable pieces and put them on the next nearest mountaintop for the vultures. "Bye Ma, see you in our next lifetimes! Or the ones after that, or Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730925409593819923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-973495276923955502021-07-11T10:04:40.740-07:002021-07-11T10:04:40.740-07:00It isn’t every day you get your Dark Humor and you...It isn’t every day you get your Dark Humor and your Scatological Humor in one swell foop. Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15166865250789996825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-38104689697457491732021-07-11T09:27:32.667-07:002021-07-11T09:27:32.667-07:00PS A lot of my recent posts have been bleak. And I...PS A lot of my recent posts have been bleak. And I'm afraid I'm not QUITE done with that yet.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-68761623133835664352021-07-11T09:21:40.601-07:002021-07-11T09:21:40.601-07:00Will do. Ellipses have their place. Sometimes peop...Will do. Ellipses have their place. Sometimes people use them to separate their thoughts on the page, and those put me to sleep. I'm delicately wired.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-36726930244437349572021-07-11T09:20:21.381-07:002021-07-11T09:20:21.381-07:00"Various fluids and solids""Various fluids and solids"Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-9998724848283826982021-07-11T08:43:41.256-07:002021-07-11T08:43:41.256-07:00Not sure what it says about me, but I think this i...Not sure what it says about me, but I think this is one of your very best recent posts. There are some exceptionally fine lines in here, above and beyond the usual very high quality. If you haven’t read him yet I can’t recommend Thomas Lynch enough. I think you will love his writing. He is (was) the town mortician in Milford Michigan, a poet, author, single father, Irish and recovering alcoholic.amarkonmywallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09677008352624269050noreply@blogger.com