Murrmurrs

Recently I wrote about how Pluto, the former planet, got demoted because it hasn't cleaned up its neighborhood of space debris. It...

Many of you were probably paying attention the other day when I wrote a nice poetic segment about window glass rippling with the passage ...

All right. Ants. I admit I didn't see you at first, but by the time the four-millionth of you marched through, I was on to you. Don...

It's midnight, and the wind is pushing on the house. The house is creaking like an old man shrugging out his kinks. Every now and t...

At last the Winter Olympics are here. Russia has been angling for an Olympics for a long time and finally got the one they wanted: the ...

There's a lot to be said for goldfish as pets. Sometimes they're towing that long poop trail, but that's just temporary. I wa...

From Trousering Your Weasel. So they called me after my last mammogram to tell me they weren't happy with one of the pictures, and ...