Murrmurrs

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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Meet My Posse

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We are very amused. We here at Murrmurrs, Inc. are not employing the "royal we," rumored to have begun when King Henry II deigne...
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Saturday, August 25, 2012

Plays Well With Others

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There are two kinds of people in the world: people who learned how to play piano, and people who are still mad at their mothers for not maki...
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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Vulvarine!

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Todd Akin By now most of us have heard about the interview with Congressman Todd Akin (R-Missouri) in which he was asked if abortion shou...
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Saturday, August 18, 2012

There I Go Again

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Here's something I never used to do: feel a sneeze coming on, brace myself, cross my legs, let fly, and say "oh shit." I used ...
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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Thirty Inches. Or So They Say.

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In the last week no fewer than five friends have sent me the same article about the penis snake that someone found in the Amazon. I'd li...
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Saturday, August 11, 2012

That's My Oviposition, And I'm Sticking To It

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Julie, paying attention. Photo by Sharon Hull. Most people want friends who are loyal, honest, and kind. I do too. I also put a high pre...
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Wednesday, August 8, 2012

When God Gives You Big Buboes

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I'm working on a lawsuit against the Catholic Church. It's going to be a class-action kind of thing, in case you want to get in on...
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