tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post8790909103611453313..comments2023-11-05T03:56:08.325-08:00Comments on Murrmurrs: Clean-up On Aisle SevenMurr Brewsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-26248348147473822412011-09-22T12:54:53.235-07:002011-09-22T12:54:53.235-07:00That was nice of the painter guy, but if he offers...That was nice of the painter guy, but if he offers you some jerky, I'd refuse it if I were you.Robert the Skeptichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10863488312604865183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-90909688935443815992011-09-20T00:14:05.807-07:002011-09-20T00:14:05.807-07:00Yes, Ahab. Although the neighborhood cat is an int...Yes, Ahab. Although the neighborhood cat is an introduced part of nature, and doesn't belong. Dang, I cranked out again!Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-90056955077498460532011-09-18T16:48:15.583-07:002011-09-18T16:48:15.583-07:00"Then the flies come in and have themselves a..."Then the flies come in and have themselves a time and lay eggs in the dead thing so their children won't go hungry. They wouldn't have to do this if they had breasts, but they don't."<br /><br />The world is a better place because of this. There is enough weirdness in the world without fly breasts.<br /><br />Cowango is correct -- lime will all but eliminate the odor of Ahabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14675629709031865432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-29454987462816160222011-09-18T16:03:13.778-07:002011-09-18T16:03:13.778-07:00"Murr Brewster's Blog - Now With Added IC..."Murr Brewster's Blog - Now With Added ICK!"Indigo Rothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03957870121933442627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-60231122585067734252011-09-18T13:09:58.468-07:002011-09-18T13:09:58.468-07:00I could talk to some of my fellow bald guys down a...I could talk to some of my fellow bald guys down at the strip club to see if they need a new toupeegrinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03916101406698502578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-26528532616639116372011-09-18T06:31:15.068-07:002011-09-18T06:31:15.068-07:00Love the "Or the Tea Party" that you sli...Love the "Or the Tea Party" that you slid between the maggots and the trash can. <br /><br />I don't know how to edit your blog settings but I do know that if you email out your entire column then you will lose hits on your page, unless the person reading it decides to come here anyhow. (P.S., most will not.) No, they need some incentive to read it all... and your first few lines Carol Roperhttp://www.carolroper.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-1105687401225716182011-09-18T06:01:27.440-07:002011-09-18T06:01:27.440-07:00I'm not a cat person but we've always had ...I'm not a cat person but we've always had them, because of the kids.. I have experienced that smell, there is nothing like it, ours was under the pool deck, probably poisoned by a cranky MEAN neighbor. It was not as decomposed as your find, but it fell apart like dust when thehusband shoveled her up. Sorry...<br /><br />Old or sick cats often go outside to die, they know it's their Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18303260031729868857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-12319018488831766602011-09-17T23:32:11.295-07:002011-09-17T23:32:11.295-07:00Once you smell that odor of death you will always ...Once you smell that odor of death you will always recognize it. The cat may not have been killed by anything. When it is their time, they tend to go off to die, usually hiding somewhere. I had a cat once climb between the back of a shed in our backyard and a fence it was close to. Some of my cats were indoor/outdoor, never leaving our backyard.Rose Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07180873324576064516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-46929278068413212702011-09-17T23:17:12.937-07:002011-09-17T23:17:12.937-07:00Got 'em, Jayne.Got 'em, Jayne.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-59244368975524084532011-09-17T22:30:18.379-07:002011-09-17T22:30:18.379-07:00I wouldn't mind my body being tossed out into ...I wouldn't mind my body being tossed out into a field to be snacked upon by critters. Especially turkey hawks. I've always wanted to be able to fly and that seems like as good a way as any. <br /><br />I've got to get my (size 4) ass up to Oregon and throw back some beers with you.injaynesworldhttp://injaynesworld.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-40698656097567593992011-09-17T21:03:22.445-07:002011-09-17T21:03:22.445-07:00I now have my epitaph thanks to you, Murr: The sti...I now have my epitaph thanks to you, Murr: The stink of death: bacteria farts.<br /><br />Unfortch, (and please cranky-pants readers...don't lecture) I am not being composted, per se, and therefore will not have the real estate for such a monument of eloquence. I am, however, going to be recycled. Does that count?<br /><br />Admittedly, it is all for the best. If I were interred, then it Colhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=607549290noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-79487476644007264332011-09-17T20:58:50.792-07:002011-09-17T20:58:50.792-07:00If we can get through death like this while chortl...If we can get through death like this while chortling, I guess we can get through life. But I can't get through this post without making noise where the turtles are/were? sleeping.Rosemaryhttp://chelonianconnection.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-83007285610062346432011-09-17T19:50:48.221-07:002011-09-17T19:50:48.221-07:00Wonderful post. A vulture landed in my yard the ot...Wonderful post. A vulture landed in my yard the other day and pulled a dead rabbit out of a bush and snacked on it. Thank you, nature. Now I need to pull up the bush that produces dead rabbitsBarbhttp://barbfroman.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-70962812732278116062011-09-17T19:27:19.282-07:002011-09-17T19:27:19.282-07:00Next time dump a bunch of lime on it. Our workers ...Next time dump a bunch of lime on it. Our workers at our Mexico house did that to a dog that died on our property. They hauled it just off a bit to the edge of an arroyo in front of our place and dumped a bag of lime on it. No smell and it all disappeared in a matter of weeks.cowangohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11365881443482166587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-54464139808514893662011-09-17T18:14:24.523-07:002011-09-17T18:14:24.523-07:00Love you back, Syn! And dinahmow + anonymous crank...Love you back, Syn! And dinahmow + anonymous crankster, let me have it. I agree. I told Dave we should just let it fester and it would turn into cardboard in a matter of days, and he agreed and put the phone book away. But when the painter came by with his big smile, well...I'm a sucker for a guy in a white outfit I guess.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-50619848207639808972011-09-17T18:01:58.333-07:002011-09-17T18:01:58.333-07:00Murr, I love you! I'm a new reader. Where, o...Murr, I love you! I'm a new reader. Where, or where have I been all this time???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-72524833999388085262011-09-17T17:56:02.421-07:002011-09-17T17:56:02.421-07:00Here's what happens when you read a couple of ...Here's what happens when you read a couple of posts at the same sitting.....I hear about lap hooters and flies that don't have breasts. A theme, perchance?<br /><br />Love, love love the lap hooters, btw. <br /><br />Thanks for such wonderfully descriptive posts of two very different, but somehow eerily related subjects.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-10631143216955034452011-09-17T17:21:53.201-07:002011-09-17T17:21:53.201-07:00Don't lose the contact information on the pain...Don't lose the contact information on the painter. You never know when you might need him again.NCmountainwomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00615765649828716560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-52933835828083516462011-09-17T16:55:55.828-07:002011-09-17T16:55:55.828-07:00At first, I thought this was going to be a post ab...At first, I thought this was going to be a post about your putrid plant. Sorry it turned out to be the neighbor's cat! Another amazing post. ElaineAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-25784858332051305452011-09-17T16:55:18.737-07:002011-09-17T16:55:18.737-07:00The anon cranky lady was not me. But could have be...The anon cranky lady was not me. But could have been.Burial would have been good.(If the nose cant cope with burial, dumping a sack of soil on top works!)<br />And I've also had a similar experience with a water tank, as mentioned by Elephants Child. But we were lucky in that we had 3 tanks and could isolate the bad one.It was expensively horrible.In a bloody drought, to boot!dinahmowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00052642938090553088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-90420321775027900422011-09-17T15:30:25.446-07:002011-09-17T15:30:25.446-07:00Nance, your last sentence there--what writer would...Nance, your last sentence there--what writer wouldn't live for that? "No level of yuck" you wouldn't gobble up...sounds like a challenge. Hmm.<br /><br />Yes, our painters were really terrific all around. In spite of the salamander maiming.<br /><br />Now, will somebody help me with Sherry Peyton's request? I do know how to change the settings, but I'm unclear with the Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-70316564410737349312011-09-17T14:17:38.762-07:002011-09-17T14:17:38.762-07:00I don't like that part of death. Can we skip r...I don't like that part of death. Can we skip right over it and get to the heaven part?Jerryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04278403041887060649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-77755881528576626972011-09-17T12:56:17.115-07:002011-09-17T12:56:17.115-07:00Would your painter be interested in setting up a f...Would your painter be interested in setting up a franchise in nor'east Tennyssee? There's something un-pretty going on in the crawlspace under my house....intelliwenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01872666573909696493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-35269245223626538692011-09-17T12:44:41.354-07:002011-09-17T12:44:41.354-07:00I think $50 is cheap to get rid of such a decompos...I think $50 is cheap to get rid of such a decomposed rancid cat. It was a moment you will always remember.Susan Kanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09834094675218254410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-83717654541555425962011-09-17T12:30:08.516-07:002011-09-17T12:30:08.516-07:00It's amazing how you can make such a stinky su...It's amazing how you can make such a stinky subject so much fun!<br /><br />It probably was anything but a pleasant experience, and yet you've got me smiling and giggling! :pCrazyCrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17512240982215608638noreply@blogger.com