tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post6125872564140795872..comments2023-11-05T03:56:08.325-08:00Comments on Murrmurrs: Butt SplintersMurr Brewsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comBlogger74125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-42257786265475458252020-07-17T18:00:47.440-07:002020-07-17T18:00:47.440-07:00I have splinters in my butt too! Did they eventual...I have splinters in my butt too! Did they eventually come out for you?Lolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02866656450644403483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-19537231343346634832020-02-01T03:16:28.137-08:002020-02-01T03:16:28.137-08:00Hi there very cool web site.Everyone should read t...Hi there very cool web site.Everyone should read this great post. For more valuable info you may get from this link <a href="https://www.healthandnote.com/2020/01/why-do-i-keep-getting-pimples-on-my-butt-what-to-do-now.html/" rel="nofollow">Pimples On my Butt</a>Mr Asjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06860870953842411969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-20460621343380719182013-05-17T18:32:07.781-07:002013-05-17T18:32:07.781-07:00Oh, and we love their products, we do, we do...Oh, and we love their products, we do, we do...Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-28759577810450351182013-05-17T16:05:26.499-07:002013-05-17T16:05:26.499-07:00Dear Murr, yes Exxon Mobil does have a lot to answ...Dear Murr, yes Exxon Mobil does have a lot to answer for. Peace.Deehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00612299013780771262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-61810186327276108832013-05-17T09:07:03.833-07:002013-05-17T09:07:03.833-07:00Oh THOSE. Yeah. My butt splinters are never at a s...Oh THOSE. Yeah. My butt splinters are never at a seam. They're right in the, er, meat of the situation.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-90224746431757007202013-05-17T09:06:22.725-07:002013-05-17T09:06:22.725-07:00It would have been cool if it had gone into a part...It would have been cool if it had gone into a particular part of your brain and you, like, started to bark or something.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-1563050652337788442013-05-17T07:50:39.261-07:002013-05-17T07:50:39.261-07:00When I purchase new drawers, I inspect for the tin...When I purchase new drawers, I inspect for the tiny, protruding pieces of nylon thread,which they seem to include at the seams, and snip the bits off. Voila! No more butt splinters.unmitigated mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13901264130484454602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-32997835331582379092013-05-17T05:19:58.618-07:002013-05-17T05:19:58.618-07:00I was out fossil hunting and went up a tributary t...I was out fossil hunting and went up a tributary that was overgrown with bull briars. I was pushing my way through when I felt something jab into my head. I tugged and when my cap finally came off, there was a two foot branch of dead bull briar attached. But I still had that jabbing in my head. I felt around and found a thorn still stuck there. No amount of pulling and wiggling would get it Bruce Mohnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00170656188990284530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-9882231959835383912013-05-16T23:42:33.807-07:002013-05-16T23:42:33.807-07:00How many butts do you have?How many butts do you have?Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-87136976553481767922013-05-16T23:42:18.286-07:002013-05-16T23:42:18.286-07:00I do NOT use bark dust. Not since someone got it s...I do NOT use bark dust. Not since someone got it smoldering with a cigarette once. No, these are phantom butt splinters, which are the worst kind, because you can't fix them.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-33548262480262354382013-05-16T23:41:30.165-07:002013-05-16T23:41:30.165-07:00That's what you get for turning your back on m...That's what you get for turning your back on me.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-17547276983713738112013-05-16T23:40:15.751-07:002013-05-16T23:40:15.751-07:00I do seem to get there a lot. You might say it'...I do seem to get there a lot. You might say it's on my mind.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-74421536684328692662013-05-16T22:02:20.671-07:002013-05-16T22:02:20.671-07:00I was going to mention the tick that burrowed in, ...I was going to mention the tick that burrowed in, way in, before I went to the doctor...but the comments eclipse any mention of a mere tick.(no, not in my butt. Well, not that one...)dinahmowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00052642938090553088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-29461433558285152142013-05-16T21:59:49.526-07:002013-05-16T21:59:49.526-07:00Brilliant!You Mae West's kin?Brilliant!You Mae West's kin?dinahmowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00052642938090553088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-85821293285739485142013-05-16T07:56:09.524-07:002013-05-16T07:56:09.524-07:00Butt splinters? Do you bark dust your plantings t...Butt splinters? Do you bark dust your plantings to keep them pretty? Those cedar bark splinters are wicked! They get on your hands, then you absently scratch your butt, or your boob, or the back of your neck, and then you are constantly harassed by the annoying little pricks. Sort of like when you stand on the used car lot, absently looking around, and then salesmen appear.roxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14916948065233137971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-30321494705281289562013-05-16T07:50:29.776-07:002013-05-16T07:50:29.776-07:00Badgers? We don' need no e'stinkin' b...Badgers? We don' need no e'stinkin' badgers!roxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14916948065233137971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-12086731411693319902013-05-15T23:28:05.608-07:002013-05-15T23:28:05.608-07:00Butt splinters? I just came in from hours of weed ...Butt splinters? I just came in from hours of weed whacking and now butt splinters.Manzanitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06467261212623663365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-75745908379898899512013-05-15T22:37:03.166-07:002013-05-15T22:37:03.166-07:00Reach. REACH. Reach my butt. With my hand. Althoug...Reach. REACH. Reach my butt. With my hand. Although it takes two hands to find it.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-86356469514866826322013-05-15T22:35:50.710-07:002013-05-15T22:35:50.710-07:00You can lick your butt? A woman of many talents.
...You can lick your butt? A woman of many talents.<br />I understand that people have also been surprised(?!) to discover bullets in various parts of themselves. Obviously I am a wimp. I am pretty certain I would notice a bullet or a knife...Elephant's Childhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06650565833097914052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-4759195840025488252013-05-15T22:19:24.389-07:002013-05-15T22:19:24.389-07:00Ask almost any man. 80% of them know the flour tri...Ask almost any man. 80% of them know the flour trick. I just can't go there, because I'm too much of a lady.<br /><br />Okay, I know you didn't buy that, but I can't go there anyway.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-48345926001515110902013-05-15T21:00:43.142-07:002013-05-15T21:00:43.142-07:00At least I can still reach my butt. My back is far...At least I can still reach my butt. My back is farther away, somehow.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-8398219729280881962013-05-15T20:59:53.867-07:002013-05-15T20:59:53.867-07:00And what makes the Northwest Territories the North...And what makes the Northwest Territories the Northwest Territories if there's something else to the west of it, and now something else to the north of it? Gets me flapping.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-17590526794551472252013-05-15T20:58:54.690-07:002013-05-15T20:58:54.690-07:00We are nothing without our imaginations.We are nothing without our imaginations.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-17628928002832237492013-05-15T20:58:17.231-07:002013-05-15T20:58:17.231-07:00Hey, I've got a Keyboard Condom for my Mac. It...Hey, I've got a Keyboard Condom for my Mac. It's cool as hell. It's like rubber two molecules thick.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-1713939695878356522013-05-15T19:55:54.242-07:002013-05-15T19:55:54.242-07:00Maybe you're part cat? You know, that thing t...Maybe you're part cat? You know, that thing they do where they are trotting along in front of you and then suddenly have to lick frantically at a butt sliver, causing you to trip over them, do the splits and spill your tea? Otherwise there's no explanation for it, Murr. Middle of the back itches, however, oh yeah!<br /><br />And about the guy suddenly noticing the knife blade: deffo Tiffinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13778085151055551720noreply@blogger.com