tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post234533414596195536..comments2023-11-05T03:56:08.325-08:00Comments on Murrmurrs: Pulling A Fast OneMurr Brewsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-33734337279605464002014-04-04T11:09:09.376-07:002014-04-04T11:09:09.376-07:00There are sections of the human body no one wants ...There are sections of the human body no one wants to seal up, though.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-27454099826721319432014-04-04T01:14:56.007-07:002014-04-04T01:14:56.007-07:00Henna tattoos that wear off in a couple of weeks/m...Henna tattoos that wear off in a couple of weeks/months. No flagpoles.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-30236433092586962112014-04-03T23:12:36.354-07:002014-04-03T23:12:36.354-07:00If they ALL took steroids, what little pencil-neck...If they ALL took steroids, what little pencil-neck from the Olympic Committee would have dared called them on it? Genius.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-26450601688817830892014-04-03T19:27:17.374-07:002014-04-03T19:27:17.374-07:00I have wondered if the bandage stuff called Liquid...I have wondered if the bandage stuff called Liquid Skin might be used to cover an entire human body and be best for aerodynamics. Of course, they might have to add a dye so they would not look naked!Rose Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07180873324576064516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-36208682167709338472014-04-03T18:49:45.679-07:002014-04-03T18:49:45.679-07:00Instead of whining about their skating suits, they...Instead of whining about their skating suits, they should have just taken steroids like everyone else. Oh, come on. Those female weight-lifters? Yeah, I think so. Jayne Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01053366144206401836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-46927680788989126952014-04-03T11:06:43.611-07:002014-04-03T11:06:43.611-07:00Killer!Killer!Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-65777806534129483422014-04-03T11:06:21.706-07:002014-04-03T11:06:21.706-07:00Apparently you are too much of a gentleman to have...Apparently you are too much of a gentleman to have spent much time looking at people's butts.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-35586553096084295242014-04-03T04:54:04.568-07:002014-04-03T04:54:04.568-07:00Second glance: TweezersSecond glance: Tweezersesbbostonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09946279220170973147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-42635016771585274742014-04-03T04:52:01.040-07:002014-04-03T04:52:01.040-07:00When I first glanced at your first picture my firs...When I first glanced at your first picture my first thought was, "futuristicaLLy styled drafting compass? Does it come in other color schemes? Is it approved for personal carry by the ATF? Available at Office Depot or Gander Mountain?" Sadly, that was one thought.esbbostonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09946279220170973147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-31957814576684267882014-04-03T04:47:57.838-07:002014-04-03T04:47:57.838-07:00I am sure it must have sum thing to due width cavi...I am sure it must have sum thing to due width cavitation in the new drive for sub marines. Per haps I am con fusing it with sub maquina gun, nyet? Lock und load, ba-by.esbbostonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09946279220170973147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-79536930882006426792014-04-02T22:24:01.128-07:002014-04-02T22:24:01.128-07:00Yeah, I've seen those. I still stumble over th...Yeah, I've seen those. I still stumble over the thought of "the nuts go in the hole in the seat." Although that would be aerodynamic.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-13528024645099613792014-04-02T22:22:28.996-07:002014-04-02T22:22:28.996-07:00But tattoos are so permanent, and there are so man...But tattoos are so permanent, and there are so many places to stick the flagpole.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-11167860556021884662014-04-02T22:09:01.402-07:002014-04-02T22:09:01.402-07:00The only possible answer to all this Olympic hoo-h...The only possible answer to all this Olympic hoo-ha is to have all athletes perform naked. No clothing advantages at all. Just their initials and their country's flag tattooed on their backs so you know who is who and where they are from.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-89479261650012128882014-04-02T19:45:48.927-07:002014-04-02T19:45:48.927-07:00I wasn't kidding! With three male cyclists in...I wasn't kidding! With three male cyclists in the family, I have learned these things. Here you go, scientific evidence: http://www.livestrong.com/article/341040-the-best-bike-seat-for-males/Tiffinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13778085151055551720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-36411391946467088402014-04-02T18:49:32.855-07:002014-04-02T18:49:32.855-07:00I just went somewhere absolutely wrong with that c...I just went somewhere absolutely wrong with that comment.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-91464784856090412872014-04-02T18:49:00.653-07:002014-04-02T18:49:00.653-07:00Oh heck, go old school! Onesie with a skirt. And a...Oh heck, go old school! Onesie with a skirt. And a rubber bathing cap with big petunias on it.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-74616405311511946652014-04-02T18:45:36.061-07:002014-04-02T18:45:36.061-07:00Sadly, I can't wear a Speedo any more. The le...Sadly, I can't wear a Speedo any more. The leg holes go up to the armpits, leaving alarming bits of senior citizen on display. A Spanx Compresso with modified shorts is more the modus operandi these days. Sad, innit.Tiffinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13778085151055551720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-19729575518684555022014-04-02T18:43:20.957-07:002014-04-02T18:43:20.957-07:00That's what that little hole in the seat is fo...That's what that little hole in the seat is for. Tiffinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13778085151055551720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-47690887817380672842014-04-02T18:40:38.917-07:002014-04-02T18:40:38.917-07:00Maybe you need orcamedes principle?Maybe you need orcamedes principle?Tiffinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13778085151055551720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-23687415516147532872014-04-02T17:11:51.403-07:002014-04-02T17:11:51.403-07:00And I'd finally find out where the nuts go on ...And I'd finally find out where the nuts go on a bicycle.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-63741912241703285192014-04-02T17:11:27.990-07:002014-04-02T17:11:27.990-07:00That's what they want you to think.That's what they want you to think.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-65900522152322549062014-04-02T15:54:02.107-07:002014-04-02T15:54:02.107-07:00And would probably do wonders for the TV ratings, ...And would probably do wonders for the TV ratings, too.bpadgetthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01517111873755808766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-41583871258222741382014-04-02T13:45:43.275-07:002014-04-02T13:45:43.275-07:00For years I have been saying that the Olympic Game...For years I have been saying that the Olympic Games should be run as were the original ones - naked. That'd put paid to aerodynamic advantage!dinahmowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00052642938090553088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-6130644286443690262014-04-02T13:32:46.938-07:002014-04-02T13:32:46.938-07:00I had always wondered about the turbulence behind ...I had always wondered about the turbulence behind the Speedo. I had previously attributed it to off-gassing. Jonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18170214396483091419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-71717130319107453512014-04-02T11:05:09.650-07:002014-04-02T11:05:09.650-07:00Sure. Just watch me in a conversation when I get h...Sure. Just watch me in a conversation when I get halfway through a sentence and completely lose my point. There's a reason I do this writing thing behind closed doors!Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.com