tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post2084431069392323861..comments2023-11-05T03:56:08.325-08:00Comments on Murrmurrs: The FlatulympicsMurr Brewsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-11527905219387655812011-04-05T15:27:46.786-07:002011-04-05T15:27:46.786-07:00Only my father and the dog were allowed to do that...Only my father and the dog were allowed to do that. Now, my favorite SIL and I have many a conversation where we end up laughing until we cry about gas, poop, you name it.unmitigated mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13901264130484454602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-31066685243464345002011-04-05T15:27:46.384-07:002011-04-05T15:27:46.384-07:00As our co-worker Ron said the other day: "Ne...As our co-worker Ron said the other day: "Never trust a fart when you're over 60."Saint Mikeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18189380890153930954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-42726786240276818642011-04-05T15:27:46.017-07:002011-04-05T15:27:46.017-07:00Cant stop laughing...Cant stop laughing...Tom Chardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135490582943667768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-8563759267921671722011-04-05T15:27:45.666-07:002011-04-05T15:27:45.666-07:00Honey, it WAS just you. I'm in the same gene ...Honey, it WAS just you. I'm in the same gene pool and I'VE never farted.Elizabeth Brewsternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-20052651572088987792010-07-07T12:22:42.863-07:002010-07-07T12:22:42.863-07:00If he hasn't farted in front of your sister, m...If he hasn't farted in front of your sister, maybe it's because he thinks it's her turn.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-65640911828793852722010-07-07T12:04:08.596-07:002010-07-07T12:04:08.596-07:00Farts schmarts. What's the big deal? ;)
Howev...Farts schmarts. What's the big deal? ;)<br /><br />However, my brother-in-law thinks differently than that as he still hasn't farted in front of my sister in eight years of marriage.Unfinished Ramblerhttp://unfinishedperson.com/category/unfinished-ramblernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-29129546338048459912010-07-06T18:37:30.385-07:002010-07-06T18:37:30.385-07:00I'm not fond of farting, or anything related t...I'm not fond of farting, or anything related to farting, and it was banned in my household, too. In my wife's household, farts could not be referred to as farts, but only as "windys," which seems worse than "farts" to me, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess.MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-37474647476595813202010-07-04T08:08:27.849-07:002010-07-04T08:08:27.849-07:00Let it out, Jerry, let it out!Let it out, Jerry, let it out!Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-38087796885206679272010-07-04T06:50:54.620-07:002010-07-04T06:50:54.620-07:00I just have this crazy desire to send this to ever...I just have this crazy desire to send this to every one I know!Jerryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04278403041887060649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-51290960391087233302010-07-03T13:48:12.545-07:002010-07-03T13:48:12.545-07:00There is, of course, the ever-popular Fart.com fro...There is, of course, the ever-popular Fart.com from whence one may select a range of delectable sound files with which to tickle the ears. Also, available there is the iFart app . . . what, don't believe me, just wing on over and see.Uncle Walthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466444457125055655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-87054788053757238022010-07-02T13:48:33.402-07:002010-07-02T13:48:33.402-07:00Hahaha. That was hilarious. My husband and I have ...Hahaha. That was hilarious. My husband and I have been married two years and I still go to the bathroom to fart. Perhaps I should have more pride in my body and just let it rip (like he does -- often and loudly).Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17975473150053998560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-87983129783505446252010-07-02T02:09:28.504-07:002010-07-02T02:09:28.504-07:00I needed that giggle!I needed that giggle!Elizabeth Seaverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08733386945501359383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-17424555146598584952010-07-01T09:55:16.133-07:002010-07-01T09:55:16.133-07:00It's a universal language, all right.It's a universal language, all right.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-73910137291847662802010-07-01T08:51:49.237-07:002010-07-01T08:51:49.237-07:00My brother is famous for his farts and can easily ...My brother is famous for his farts and can easily fart on command. When the guy I was dating met my brother for the first time, my brother let a big fart loose. My boyfriend looked at me and said "I think your brother and I have just bonded". Great blog Murr!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-58513176819107618422010-07-01T05:42:46.999-07:002010-07-01T05:42:46.999-07:00Just a note to Avicloud.
The first note of Gershwi...Just a note to Avicloud.<br />The first note of Gershwin's Rhapsody In Blue is primarily embouchure, not fingering, albeit the opposite end of the speculum.davidpricehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04529385016234601788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-48147778020673125152010-06-30T23:50:17.896-07:002010-06-30T23:50:17.896-07:00Excellent blog, nice narration..just now i voted f...Excellent blog, nice narration..just now i voted for u in bloggerschoice awards: http://bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/69551Collegegirlhttp://businessvartha.blogspot.com/2010/06/add-continuous-scrolling-text-widget-in.htmlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-24849770965319395652010-06-30T22:22:46.203-07:002010-06-30T22:22:46.203-07:00Never fart in the gene pool.Never fart in the gene pool.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-17814785934133831362010-06-30T21:50:44.174-07:002010-06-30T21:50:44.174-07:00Honey, it WAS just you. I'm in the same gene ...Honey, it WAS just you. I'm in the same gene pool and I'VE never farted.Elizabeth Brewsternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-80225293209237048022010-06-30T20:55:59.157-07:002010-06-30T20:55:59.157-07:00There are ones we refer to as the "silent kil...There are ones we refer to as the "silent killers". I will not explain.Robert the Skeptichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10863488312604865183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-47781476558159124032010-06-30T19:04:37.902-07:002010-06-30T19:04:37.902-07:00Back again, and Yoly, whoever you are, that's ...Back again, and Yoly, whoever you are, that's a great anectoot!Susan Ellishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04155106135649887676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-45742993133653757392010-06-30T19:04:22.408-07:002010-06-30T19:04:22.408-07:00As our co-worker Ron said the other day: "Ne...As our co-worker Ron said the other day: "Never trust a fart when you're over 60."Saint Mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18189380890153930954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-29058272658856851732010-06-30T17:49:04.385-07:002010-06-30T17:49:04.385-07:00Cant stop laughing...Cant stop laughing...Tom Chardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18135490582943667768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-70607391629631471802010-06-30T13:55:01.355-07:002010-06-30T13:55:01.355-07:00Midnight farts in a motel with guests are the wors...Midnight farts in a motel with guests are the worst. You all hold it all day, but in the dark of night it will creep out, if you are not ever alert. No one sleeps well as they're afraid of involuntary commentary, so when it does come, everyone knows. The next day, no one heard it but everyone hates each other.<br /><br />The early marital breaking point came during an expression loud enough Yolynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-57052722764993394852010-06-30T13:17:52.205-07:002010-06-30T13:17:52.205-07:00We didn't fart in my family either -- although...We didn't fart in my family either -- although, like you I suspect we did, but discretely. <br /><br />The most famous farter, however, has to be the French entertainer Joseph Pujol, better known as "Le Pétomane." He had a very successful career, which included a gig at the famed Moulin Rouge where the Prince of Wales and Sigmund Freud came to see him.Frank Lee MeiDerehttp://probablydontlikeyou.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-16579498126434098462010-06-30T11:22:11.094-07:002010-06-30T11:22:11.094-07:00I don't know, but I imagine the priests were d...I don't know, but I imagine the priests were drawing straws over the chance to be the next to hear your dad's confession.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.com