tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post136229890059527223..comments2023-11-05T03:56:08.325-08:00Comments on Murrmurrs: Uh-Oh: Not A Poop PostMurr Brewsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-91253244683931900042011-07-27T11:29:23.977-07:002011-07-27T11:29:23.977-07:00Lots of fibre in beer!
I'm taking my small gir...Lots of fibre in beer!<br />I'm taking my small girl for an 'anal dilation' on Friday -does that sound like the most fun ever or what?<br />Urgh.Mollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09678300547613778858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-43019603171350991282011-07-24T12:48:35.447-07:002011-07-24T12:48:35.447-07:00Thanks Ahab, and yes. Oatmeal and yogurt every sin...Thanks Ahab, and yes. Oatmeal and yogurt every single day and gobs of vegetables. That's why everything usually runs smooth and this is an anomaly. Is there fiber in beer?Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-46078596999139400662011-07-22T19:48:33.748-07:002011-07-22T19:48:33.748-07:00"A diverticulum is a little pouch in your int..."A diverticulum is a little pouch in your intestine where you can store sh*t in case you need it later."<br /><br />Oh, like a fanny pack! Except it's inside your fanny.<br /><br />Flatulence in the urine sounds ... interesting. I suspect it adds a whole new musical dimension to peeing.<br /><br />If I may pry, do you get a lot of fiber in your diet? As cliche as it sounds, I'm Ahabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14675629709031865432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-87747640114063543472011-07-22T11:39:40.442-07:002011-07-22T11:39:40.442-07:00Your are as funny as me only much more sophisticat...Your are as funny as me only much more sophisticated as evinced by this poop blog. I will be reading every inch of this blog as time allows. Read some of mine, usually if I can't make you laugh it means we're married.grinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03916101406698502578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-19376150637841565022011-07-22T07:02:14.837-07:002011-07-22T07:02:14.837-07:00I wouldn't recommend "questionable taco&q...I wouldn't recommend "questionable taco" as a sound treatment cause I've been there too many times during our life in Mexico. As to Bill and dogs, I was the camp nurse for a similar young man complaining of a stomach ache one morning. Afraid to use the communal johns because of several cases of impetigo among the campers on their tushes, he was holding back. We heroically cowangohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11365881443482166587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-31547140723764566272011-07-21T12:57:11.732-07:002011-07-21T12:57:11.732-07:00I once went through a similar bout of digestive ce...I once went through a similar bout of digestive cessation while on a trip to Mexico. Yes, that's right... MEXICO! They had since solved the "don't drink the water" issue so Montezuma's legacy would be of no relief.<br /><br />Eventually a dose of questionable taco helped move things along.Robert the Skeptichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10863488312604865183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-54531022135332506442011-07-21T00:50:36.944-07:002011-07-21T00:50:36.944-07:00This brought back memories of my first youthful ex...This brought back memories of my first youthful experience with summer camp. I was mortified by the concept of a communal bathroom and far too shy to "poop in a group." So I held it all in for an entire week. By the end of my first week at summer camp I was a time bomb about to explode - which I did, as soon as I reached the safety of home.Bill and dogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17696083548101466584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-34414671929185744322011-07-20T21:49:33.279-07:002011-07-20T21:49:33.279-07:00Oh Crap, uh, disregard that..... ;} Hope it i...Oh Crap, uh, disregard that..... ;} Hope it is not diverticulitis, may just be a case of irritable bowel crud. I had it. It's ug;y, but not permanant. From now on when I see the gas commercial I will pay homage to you and your poor over worked system. (Graduated top of your GAS. Flatulant in five languages. Your son TOOT is on line GAS) *sigh* Hope you feel better.Entre Noushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00186796216462041421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-66057193849554123002011-07-20T18:30:21.643-07:002011-07-20T18:30:21.643-07:00A really great bowel movement is underrated. I cou...A really great bowel movement is underrated. I could share stories but, fortunately, they are not mine to tell. Just let me know if you ever need a good Metamucil chaser.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-71865548652133387322011-07-20T15:07:08.116-07:002011-07-20T15:07:08.116-07:00I love your posts but this one was waaaay tooo clo...I love your posts but this one was waaaay tooo close to the bone. The smaller portion developed diverticulitis. He/we didn't know. Until his bowel ruptured. Regularity is very, very good.Elephant's Childhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06650565833097914052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-27852330080566908702011-07-20T13:50:39.790-07:002011-07-20T13:50:39.790-07:00Oh my goodness yes, I have had a colonoscopy.Oh my goodness yes, I have had a <a href="http://murrbrewster.blogspot.com/2009/12/music-of-spheres.html" rel="nofollow">colonoscopy.</a>Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-83377680898869332462011-07-20T13:20:43.530-07:002011-07-20T13:20:43.530-07:00I don't know what to say...really...Have you h...I don't know what to say...really...Have you had a colonoscopy? Try one out; you will really appreciate the joys of regularity.Susan Kanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09834094675218254410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-48827065713060147442011-07-20T10:27:17.790-07:002011-07-20T10:27:17.790-07:00I was going to say this was a really sh*tty post, ...I was going to say this was a really sh*tty post, but then thought better of the idea. All's well that ends well; and all good things come to an end.<br />Happy your condition is improved.Rob-bearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00171692478879522588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-33360010935380659632011-07-20T07:11:16.850-07:002011-07-20T07:11:16.850-07:00Roxie sez
I was home, sick on the sofa with a high...Roxie sez<br />I was home, sick on the sofa with a high fever, and decided to watch Oprah, never having seen the show before. Dr. Oz was on and they were talking about colon health. How the poo ideally should be a single, pliable log about as big in diameter as a quarter and forming an s-shape in the bowl. (Oprah shared how pleased she was when hers achieved the desired form.) Then the doctor Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-70031231389137871382011-07-20T05:42:17.038-07:002011-07-20T05:42:17.038-07:00Oh, those pictures are really gross! Especially th...Oh, those pictures are really gross! Especially that top one... :-)<br /><br />Since I started following you, this is my FIRST bonafide poop post, which I almost enjoyed except for the illustrations. Glad things are flowing again.DJanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07152183871573797791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468223150447785936.post-73153061350792638612011-07-20T04:42:54.260-07:002011-07-20T04:42:54.260-07:00I nearly busted a gut reading this, your posts sho...I nearly busted a gut reading this, your posts should come with a health warning...who can I sue?origa-mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14628501262873862887noreply@blogger.com